As a tribute to Shakespeare, Star Trek, (and Star Trek doing Shakespeare) I give you…a very silly Star Trek sonnet:
Flying past stars, aboard the Enterprise Where noble ship and crew bid well adieu Journey to a new world, their mission lies Thou art lazy writing, stock Planet Q Alas it matters not, here cometh strife Form of a Shakespearian acting troupe Whose vile leader extinguished much life Only Kirk and New Guy are in the loop When fortune favors foes with daughters hot Kirk refuseth to keep it in his pants Delaying justice for what he knows not Then her act doth halt the foolish romance For one man whose soul his dark past imbrues Through the galaxy, Kirk doth come for you
Hopeless Trekkie 